Bob is speechless...well almost

We loved the Plan and the pLan so much ( http://ashtoncats.blogspot.com/ ) that we borrowed them from to put them here (we hope they don't mind). These are the schemes from the minds of genius and do not require the blunt instruments I was considering.

I especially like the teamwork aspect of the rope approach .

I'm still almost speechless with amazement ....

Bob signing off from the party , hic, Catnip , who me?

Freckles Plan 

Bob and Lizzie showing the others at the party where they can get a snack if they are very clever .
All options considered !
(footnote from Bob , I of course will not reveal my secret but it may involve a hammer and a crowbar )
 

Lizzie attempts to chug the pond in event number 1 . Chug, chug, chug...can be heard from the onlookers. 

Bobs list of party games now that the guests have all arrived.

List of games

1, Spin the mouse
2, Flip the sparrow
3, Hide and seek something mousey
4, Rip the rugs
5, Climb the curtains
6, Fish the pond
7, Pond water chugging (I know I can do a gallon…..)

Well here we are waiting waiting waiting for the overseas visitors to my party , Lizzys up the tree again keeping a lookout and the rest of us have our eyes peeled at the bottom .
 

Here is the entrance for party organisers and cat food supplies . 

Just to help you find me here is the guest entrance . 

Lizzy says I am dawdling with the party preparations but I just found this new cushion in the lounge and it needs proper scientific testing . By the way did I mention this is a theme costume cat party. I'm coming as Catatonic hoho. Reena says more like Cleocatra ......!.

Cats are getting ready to rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmble !!!!!!!!!!

Well the preparations are well underway , the rugs have all been laid out ready for ripping up, curtains drawn waiting for climbing and here I am test tasting my latest trendy creation mouse on a stick with cheese, ginger and an olive .
I hear the cat mint is on the way , wow drugs ............................

This is Bob for Bobs Goodtime Party Ltd

Bob and Lizzys big night out.

Chris and Reena are out for the night so Lizzy and I are considering our options for a big party. We think we will invite a few friends over for drinks out of the fish pond, perhaps some of that stuff from the toilet since nobody will be around to yell at us.
Then to follow a smorgasbord of cat biscuits and mouse on a stick.

We could play a few party games, spin the sparrow, flip the mouse, hide and seek something feathery, who can go through the cat door with the most noise (an essential skill for the 2am entry and exit) and rip the carpet.

I see possibilities......

Bob signing out for Bobs Goodtime Party Organisers Ltd.

The very picture of self control ..... 

Plan B try another set of scales
WHAT 5.4kgs (11.8lb) those first scales must be right .

.....and acceptance , I'm a tank .

Denial ............ 5.1kgs (11.2lb) Oh crap...........................

Lizzy looking at my food bowl , little does she know that Chris and Reena are giving her "diet" food due to her being renamed "the tank" . I'm still on full strength because I have self control !!

Molly caught in the act of bed stealing  

Bob sends Chris across the “ditch”

Hello Bob here reporting on Chris’s recent trip “across the ditch” (for those that don’t know this is the bit of water that separates the mainland of New Zealand from the island of Australia ) . Apparently two cats were found in the cloudy and wet suburb of Manley West namely Molly and Liquorice . Molly likes to sleep on peoples keyboards and leap into newly abandoned beds before anybody can do anything about it , way to go Molly. Liquorice generally likes to cut a low profile but was spotted wrapped around the legs of a heater watching the World Cup football on TV.

Bob for Cat Network News signing out

On the other hand if he had gone accross the Canterbury plains he might have found a bit more me thinks. This is Bob signing out for the Winterless north ! 

Chris is back from the deep south and says this is all the snow he could find . It looks a lot like the inside of the freezer. 

Bob sends Chris south to investigate “snow”

Bob here , I’ve decided with a bit of prompting from Trevor to send Chris south (that would be north if you were north of the equator , but I digress, to investigate “snow” .
We know nothing of “snow” .
Grandma and grandpa live “south" and they have been having the big freeze with another on the way so its goodbye Chris and pack your thermals. We expect a full report .

Bob